Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
There’s a Canadian university which built a “Puppy Room” inside its campus. Its purpose is to allow students to go and play with puppies to relieve stress and tension.
you know most people have the foresight to keep a letter in there so i know what the hell youre talking about. is this wheel of fortune. i want to buy a vowel
well? can he????
oh i think i will animals
How lesbians signal for other lesbians.
if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.
this fucking website
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
the documentary about this whole thing is so good
i think i just read the saddest story ever???
A better love story than Twilight
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
oh my fucking god